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I Had a Vision of San Miguel by Ran Scot

I had a vision, a vision of San Miguel de Allende in a coming glorious period about twenty years from now. Things will change, but they always do, and this was one of those rarifying chances where things definitely changed for the better. Come with me, and expand what your expectations can be, and believe what I saw actually has a chance of happening.

It all started with solving the infrastructure problem of the vast and unconnected campo. Logic finally stepped in with a revolutionary new system of self-efficiency. No matter what the size or state of the home of any person in Mexico, they will always have free power. In the future the micronization of solar power technology will allow forever-smaller surface areas needed for the panels. The aspect of micronization is often over looked as being key for big jumps in the advancement of us burros.

But there will also be an ingenious way to filter out the water to a pure state with just tubing and steel drums. Using the Coriolis Force within a system of tin or steel, the water swirls to exactly 39 degrees, a temperature where water drops all of its contaminants. This is also connected to a basic black water system that also has grown in advancement. So we basically get lights, sewage disposal, and potable water cheap as dirt. While the price of technical components drops with the glut of newer and even more fantasmical inventions on the market, based on the soon to be out-of-patent Tesla technology.

It was amazing to watch the countryside re-bloom now that the poison of what we used to call modern development has left the land. The sources of the rivers were now clean, and lined the edges of the storied Rivera de San Miguel. The sewer system came on line and was a great success in reducing the more unpleasant smells from key parts of the city.

Plus, the above systems were installed in colonias and other more remote parts of town. And now the stunning sunsets of San Miguel set afire solar panels on the side of the mountains, which in conjunction with the hydroelectric dam, light the wonderland that San Miguel has become.

The Centro Historico is now completely walking-only except for the obvious necessary deliveries. Parking garages placed with care here and there now house the cars of former San Miguel. Tourists are shuttled in, and from there the option to travel by horse is once again in play. The river path in town is almost more of an attraction than the Jardín these days, because the entire route was restored and improved upon until it rivaled its cousins in Monterrey and San Antonio. A realistic walking path is now lined with riverside cafes, all flanked with the clear sparking river now flowing like a newfound artery into the heart of the city. The fireworks boats, which ride the swell of water in September on El Grito, are quickly becoming a legend in their infancy.

With the advancement in voice recognition came the famous talking booths now found around the world. It was a babble fish, and now allowed for more ease of travel, since it spoke every language on record, with even Sumerian thrown in for good measure.

All cities are on a ultra broadband WiFi system, so when you ask the booth in whatever language you desire where the El Chorro is, because the El Chorro is downright pimping these days, it will even show you a map with walking directions. And it will tell you how to get there in your native tongue. And since it is all of the world that comes to visit now, an English to Spanish dictionary will no longer be its primary function.

And why do they come? Well, San Miguel is now a real honest to god storybook town. With critical features of everyday life improved by the coming leap in technology, the average standard of living has improved dramatically. While no one is a lot richer, no one is going hungry or cold on winter nights. With power and communication costs cut to almost nothing, the Mexican economy boomed under this new strata of the population, who for the first time now had a disposable income. The same, unfortunately, cannot be said for those to the North, who foolishly languished with their oil while the rest of the world pressed the reset button.

So the people first all fixed and tricked out their homes. All through San Miguel, and all other parts of Mexico, the homes dramatically improved, but the old school artisan ways of San Miguel shown through to levels that leave the whole world with their jaws hanging.

The addition of a rubbery layer between the road foundation and the surface cobblestones have allowed not only for streets to last for years as opposed to months, but have also allowed for the stone layers to create elaborate works of mosaic art. And since only horses, and the yearly bulls, traverse these streets, their works last the test of time. The combined affect of the streets with the homes creates the affect of being transported to the classic tranquil colonial town of yore.

Though the street walk, instead of sidewalk, cafés are sometimes the butt of some jokes, the Centro is now a bustle of activity, with the local artisans making a killing on their traditional works of art and design. But even it and the Rivera have to compete with what now lies just outside of town. Though there is a movie studio with all its joys, I saw in my vision a wondrous water park on the Presa Allende, now a clean blue lake upon which so much fun was being had.

Since all the sources to the lake had been cleansed, the pesticides, wastes and such now but a fading bad memory, the lake was restored in a titanic effort. Now the city enjoyed a natural treasure in addition to all it had to offer before. Docks and piers with restaurants and nightlife now line parts of the shore, while other parts have been declared a public park. From all around they come to swim in the clear waters of this ancient crater lake, well that, and the extremely fun water park built right on its waters.

I saw the water park in the last part of my vision. All the slides looked extremely fun, and I noticed the tube rides emptied out right into the lake. But I cruised on by because I was doing the one thing that made me happiest in the world. I was on my daily water-ski ride around the lake, which I will be doing often if this vision ever becomes reality.
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